What the heck is that?

Off to the right - a propane tank? Out next to the runway? Wtf?

Fucked

This is what happens when your plane's nose gear breaks right as you are taking off. You sit on the runway.

Guys stand around pickup trucks and talk about what to do. You miss other flights that could have taken you home.

Basically, you're alive, but fucked

Exit row!

This is one of the best seats in coach on the 777. I have HUGE legroom and nothing in front of me. This is my home for the next nine hours.

Heathrow lounge

Finally headed home.

250 steps later

I'm on the roof!

Bologna hotel

Where can we park?!

View from my balcony

Hotel in bologna

Bidet

I'm going to try it out.

Bologna

Yes, I'm driving here.

Il duomo

In Milan

Bus

How would you like to drive this bus.

Church

Lunch

In Regensburg

Blizzard

On the autobahn

Another

Gingerman this time.

Cousin

You can't see him but my cousin matt is playing drums in this band.

Beer

Lounging

In the British airways lounge at gatwick. This is so much better than waiting out in the concourse.

The tube

Down into the underground

Parlaiment

Big Ben

National gallery

An amazing museum.

Trafalgar square